Thursday, May 3, 2012

Time warps

You have to understand that time ceases to exist the moment that skates are on their feet.  They also tend to lose their ability to think logically, maybe the smell killed their logic... I just don't know.  Understand that when they say, "I will be right back" what they really mean is I will not see you for a long time. 

Onetime, a group of them went out skating around 7:00 and the girls stayed at my house.  We were all getting hungry so they said "we're going out for a 20 minute session."  A friends new girlfriend started checking her phone after 30 minutes saying, "where are they?" our response was, "you'll learn".  I received a call around 11:30 asking if we were hungry.

 Generally when they go skating, they'll leave in the early afternoon and return sometime late at night.  You would think there is no way they could spend 13 hours skating in 100+ weather and that much is true.  You have to take into account that they went to go pick someone up, watched some video's to "get juiced", went skating, ate, skated some more, something broke on someone's skate so they went to their house to get a spare part, watched a couple of video's, went skating, and then went and watched the footage. 

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