Friday, May 4, 2012

The Bitch Scream

Be prepared for the possibility that "the bitch scream" may come out of their, or one of their friends, mouths.  This is the most terrifying feminine scream you will hear.  The first time you hear it your heart might stop for a moment. 

It's best to understand that this occurs generally when they are about to jump on a rail and punk out or if they are about to lock on and something goes wrong and they jump off unexpectedly.  Some say this scream has saved their life.

There is really no cause for concern if you hear this "bitch scream"  because a truly bad fall will be accompanied by cursing or moaning.  I think that in order to make the "bitch scream" you know you'll remain conscious. 

It's almost as terrifying a noise as our old roommate's I was bending down to tie my shoe, sneezed, and dislocated my shoulder scream.  Interchangeable to the normal person's ears but nobody is going to end up in the hospital.

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