After your rollerblader has sustained an injury take care not to bump it or snuggle up to them. They will be in excrutiating pain and if you accidently bump into it, they will give you "the look". Yeah, like I told you to jump off that building.
It's really tricky to remember which day they have which injury. It's best to just avoid touching them from the neck down on the day that they skate because if they aren't injured... they'll let you know!
Yes. Yes. Yes.
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