Be ready to hear that your new boyfriend was raped... that means that he fell on the rail and it smashed him in the butthole. I heard someone scream that my rollerblader “GOT RAPED!” Excuse me?!? He came wobbling back to me and said, “Ouch! My butthole!”
Since I heard phrases like that… I decided to use my own… My frequently used word has been “sportfucked” Yes. That’s mine! So when they say, “So and so sportfucked that rail” It means that they did some really awesome trick on it and killed it… They fucked that rail up!