When your car goes on a skate adventure

            If they take your car skating you should be aware of a couple of things. First of all there will most likely be no gas in your car. This is because they probably got home somewhere around 3 to 5am and they are so tired that it completely escapes them that you have to be at work at 8am and you have not left extra time to go get gas.  To be safe just anticipate that this will happen.  Secondly, if your car was the primary car used in the trip out of town and all around town, the smell will be horrific be very careful when you open your trunk or car door because you will be knocked out from the smell.  Also, be aware of the fact that there will be many random items in the car so just do a quick check to be sure.  Learn from my mistakes that have included part of a subway sandwich that had meat, cheese, mayo on it that I was unaware of and left to fester in the heat.  The things that you will learn to care less about are the bags of chips, nuts, or seeds that have exploded everywhere.

If they indeed did get home around 5 and you work at 8 it is quite likely that the seats will be wet.  The best thing I can tell you here is to bring a towel with you so you don't go to work with a wet back and ass and have a garbage bag because subway leftovers that fester in the sun or have been locked up in your car are really rank.  Also, don’t forget to look for wax, it is somewhere and it's going to melt.